I'm trying my hardest

I really want to blog about intelligent design, because I'm tired of reading crap, but I'm not going to because I promised I wouldn't, I am maintaining the integrity of this blog. This is a kickass blog, reserved for intelligent conversation about things that matter, like Mary's depravity, or deprivation, rather, and how Liz is a french ballerina, and how I am something else. But what i am NOT right now is an ID blogger. I refuse. Take that, blog world.
I read Goethe, I don't understand what is so amazing, quite honestly. maybe my expectations were too high since it is, supposedly, one of the seven wonders of the world. Will you guys critique my paper for me? I'm afraid I'll present it, and people will be like, um, duh, we already knew everything you said or that's so stupid it's not even worth talking about. And I'll stand there like an idiot and not know what to say. I made a hanging lamp, it is so ugly, but it was also kind of fun. I want to make lamps for everyone.