it's been a long time.

i don't think i've posted for awhile because i think i made a pact a while back. i guess lent is over.
i should be doing homework, but i've decided to be brilliant instead. how come no one appreciates kurt vonnegut? honestly, americans are so fickle and, well, stupid. it's not hard to be brilliant in a society like this.
i made tapioca pudding but didn't stir it constantly enough, so all of the ingredients did not fuse well. i could tell you about things of more substance, but really, they're too hard to digest. you know, like babies and milk and meat and all. so instead i post pictures of myself...my brilliant self.
this is where i live:some might say it feels like hell. but only on the inside.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i know i'm a day early, but i'm actually posting in honor of your birthday, and it's been a several month fast, so, suffice it to know that i know your birthday's not until tomorrow.
other words we can make from HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY!!!!!!
harp i!m a bird!
Hay, pirty mary!
dam it ray! (as in, stop the water from flowing, ray)
pay my bi(lls)!!!! yay!!
arm pit
hairy
hairy arm pit!
third arm (as opposed to third nipple)
harm thy pip
bad army. (periods count because they're part of exclamation points)
i am a rhybappyhitmyr.
tha yhmd.