My life is over

I had the shock of my life this morning. I was minding my own business washing and moisturizing my face when I look up in the mirror to see if I am going to break out because I was waxed yesterday. Than something catches my eye... Is my hair that greasy that it shines that way? No, wait. What's this? A hair? But not just any hair ... A WHITE hair! This sucker is in the middle of my head, right where I part my hair and is like 4 inches long. Who knows how long it has been there, but surely the thickness of my hair has concealed it for quite some time. I was so shocked that I didn't know whether to cry or to laugh. I'm not even married with kids yet! This is the beginning of the end. I'm 22 years old. Goodbye youth. Goodbye livelihood. Hello to life as an old maid.