we fall but our souls are flying
who is taking over the nation? me, apparently.
so this is the picture i put on my credit card. that's right ladies, now your very beautiful faces will smile at me every time i spend money. one of these days i won't even need pictures, just credit cards.
posted by Anonyme | 7:22 PM
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really? i thought this picture was taken by jonathan on our second lame ass date that you guys rescude dme from. hum. oh well. either way, the male is out of the picture...literally.
but hey, maybe since you'll look at out faces each time youspend money, you'll want to spend money on us! (instead of yourself you selfish material girl)
oh! i thought you were referring to he of whom we do not speak.
i never said he was evil. he was just bland... or lukewarm if you will. you know, like when God spits out his food? nice, yes. he even knew your little birdie song. that was priceless. ha! but the point is that he was not right for me. sorry Dr. Neil Clark Warren!
so, if someone wants to play matchmaker, i hear from heidi that there are some pretty choice specimines down in your area rebs. you want me to move there? find me a husband!
rebekah, your fajita is worth far more to me than any penis you could grow.
(sorry Liz, Naomi and Molly for using such words on the nation)
there are several problems with heidi playing matchmaker: 1) we are not in contact. 2)she has never dated. therefore she would either not know what to look for, or if she did, she would not call me to tell me she'd found my mr. special
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