Your personalized pick-up lines
I was reading this article on pick-up lines for women and found a few I could see one of us using
For Naomi: "Can you close my bracelet for me?" Or "Can you help with this crossword puzzle answer?" or any other plea for assistance. "A guy wants to feel like a provider," says Copeland. "If he can be a hero in your eyes, even for a moment, it'll make his day." And that's sure to ratchet up his interest in you, the one who made him feel that way. It's true nomes, just like your dad said, men want someone who needs their help
For Liz: "Can I sit with you so I won't get hit on?" Not only are you asking for help, you're hammering home the fact that you're desirable. Once you've enlisted his services, you've got a captive audience and can even offer him a "thank you" drink without appearing too forward. People you don't like are going to hit on you anyway Liz. You might as well take the opportunity to get someone hot to protect you from the sleaze balls.
For Molly: "Hi." It seems obvious, but if you make a habit of being friendly across the board, you'll find it easier to start a conversation with someone that really interests you. Sure, you might end up chit-chatting with some random guy you have no interest in, but meeting someone you like is equally possible. And why not hone your conversation skills in the meantime?
the truth is we all know Molly doesn't need to use pick-up lines. "You had me at hello"
For Naomi: "Can you close my bracelet for me?" Or "Can you help with this crossword puzzle answer?" or any other plea for assistance. "A guy wants to feel like a provider," says Copeland. "If he can be a hero in your eyes, even for a moment, it'll make his day." And that's sure to ratchet up his interest in you, the one who made him feel that way. It's true nomes, just like your dad said, men want someone who needs their help
For Liz: "Can I sit with you so I won't get hit on?" Not only are you asking for help, you're hammering home the fact that you're desirable. Once you've enlisted his services, you've got a captive audience and can even offer him a "thank you" drink without appearing too forward. People you don't like are going to hit on you anyway Liz. You might as well take the opportunity to get someone hot to protect you from the sleaze balls.
For Molly: "Hi." It seems obvious, but if you make a habit of being friendly across the board, you'll find it easier to start a conversation with someone that really interests you. Sure, you might end up chit-chatting with some random guy you have no interest in, but meeting someone you like is equally possible. And why not hone your conversation skills in the meantime?
the truth is we all know Molly doesn't need to use pick-up lines. "You had me at hello"
posted by mmbean | 11:30 PM
6 Comments:
come on liz, i know you have to have something to say about your pick-up line. I don't just post things up here for no one to comment on.
hello, I'm here. Mine works, sick sick dog. But it's true, it does.
i don't think you get it liz... you are supposed to be the damsel in distress rewarding your rescuer with a token of your appreciation. in essence you are enlivening his latent knight in shining armor and drawing out his chivalry (a la John Eldridge). I'm sure he will buy you a drink, but you need to show your thankfulness to complete the mood. unless you'd rather thank him with your phone number or a kiss...
some just end up getting eaten by dragons because they were too picky about their rescuers
well i'm sure you've seen shrek. sometimes only the ogers are the ones gutsy enough to challenge the dragon and they have to drag the princess away kicking and screaming
Liz is the dragon.
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