the world's gone cold--no one cares about love anymore
It's been such a long time. But I WILL be down there on Thursday March 22nd! Until Monday March 26th! And maybe I'll get to come earlier, if I can reschedule one of my finals.
Are you sad that I am leaving CA? I am sad, a bit. But not too sad, since I don't think I could bear not smoking indoors, or not having a ferret. Good thing I didn't get into Stanford, because then I might be tempted to go there, and then be arrested for smoking indoors. That would be terrible.
Actually, if location was not a factor, ND would definitely be my top choice. But I will miss you guys, and my family and my HOT boyfriend, and toilet seat covers.
(It's true, toilet seat covers are rare. I was very confused: 'Am I supposed to hover? Or sit directly on the seat?' So I'll probably come back either with very nice quads or with some sort of butt fungus.)
Are you sad that I am leaving CA? I am sad, a bit. But not too sad, since I don't think I could bear not smoking indoors, or not having a ferret. Good thing I didn't get into Stanford, because then I might be tempted to go there, and then be arrested for smoking indoors. That would be terrible.
Actually, if location was not a factor, ND would definitely be my top choice. But I will miss you guys, and my family and my HOT boyfriend, and toilet seat covers.
(It's true, toilet seat covers are rare. I was very confused: 'Am I supposed to hover? Or sit directly on the seat?' So I'll probably come back either with very nice quads or with some sort of butt fungus.)
posted by naomo | 5:15 PM
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I don't think Soda would get along with a ferret. Bad idea. So is smoking. Are you smoking now? Did I miss something? Smoking more than the occasional clove?
SO.... where are you going. I'm confused.
I don't think you'll have to worry about butt fungus, but boils are a possibility and trust me, those are a b****
I am chain smoking. In restaurants and during my office hour.
JUst kidding! No I'm not smoking at all, I haven't in a long time. I also haven't had any alcohol to drink or any meat to eat . . . I am going to Notre Dame, 98% sure. DO you think if I told them I had an incurable and highly contagious butt fungus, they would install toilet seat covers?
or they might quarantene you... maybe turn you over to the biology department for a few experiments
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