Possible directions of Mary's life
Right now, it could go one of three ways:
Option 1: One day, you go crazy on the bitch at work, and backhand her. You get arrested for assault and battery, but of course they find the drugs on you. You have so many that they consider you a dealer, which because of your other two strikes in california gives you death. You plea bargain for life in prison and fall in love with your lawyer, who unfortunately you can only talk to through the glass wall. You spend the rest of your life in prison, you and your lawyer are in love but cannot be together. He visits you whenever they let him. Then, you are let out at 80 because of good behavior, marry your lawyer, and then die six months later.
Option 2: You begin to notice the fedex guy at work (the one with the tatoos). You decide you want to marry him, and so quit Azusa in order to be around when he comes by to drop off the packages. Sadly, he quits soon after. So you marry the trucker guy who you don't love, but you have a lot of kids and work the temp job for the rest of your life. In your free time you write Christian romance novels with sex in them, because you are tired of the Christian romance novels with no sex. You create your own genera of literature and are famous. People in Christianity today write articles about you denouncing what you are doing, and they create a new 'hot topics' folder in bubbs just for discussion of the infamous 'March novels' (yes, you kept your name when you married). Then you die.
Option 3: In the year 2014, the space station is ready for people to move and live there. You are invited as a top marriage and family counselor. You leave your husband and family to go on this important expedition, hoping that they will follow you after you are settled in and things are more stable. But just after you leave, nuclear war breaks out and all people on earth are killed. You wait on the space station until it is safe to return. You and your 74 companions are the only existing humans, and must repopulate the earth. You spend the next 15 years of your life pregnant and giving birth until you die in childbirth at the age of 45.
I vote for option three. It's like you're Eve. The first is very melodramatic though, it's almost worth it for the waiting, you know. But I say three. Choose that one.
Option 1: One day, you go crazy on the bitch at work, and backhand her. You get arrested for assault and battery, but of course they find the drugs on you. You have so many that they consider you a dealer, which because of your other two strikes in california gives you death. You plea bargain for life in prison and fall in love with your lawyer, who unfortunately you can only talk to through the glass wall. You spend the rest of your life in prison, you and your lawyer are in love but cannot be together. He visits you whenever they let him. Then, you are let out at 80 because of good behavior, marry your lawyer, and then die six months later.
Option 2: You begin to notice the fedex guy at work (the one with the tatoos). You decide you want to marry him, and so quit Azusa in order to be around when he comes by to drop off the packages. Sadly, he quits soon after. So you marry the trucker guy who you don't love, but you have a lot of kids and work the temp job for the rest of your life. In your free time you write Christian romance novels with sex in them, because you are tired of the Christian romance novels with no sex. You create your own genera of literature and are famous. People in Christianity today write articles about you denouncing what you are doing, and they create a new 'hot topics' folder in bubbs just for discussion of the infamous 'March novels' (yes, you kept your name when you married). Then you die.
Option 3: In the year 2014, the space station is ready for people to move and live there. You are invited as a top marriage and family counselor. You leave your husband and family to go on this important expedition, hoping that they will follow you after you are settled in and things are more stable. But just after you leave, nuclear war breaks out and all people on earth are killed. You wait on the space station until it is safe to return. You and your 74 companions are the only existing humans, and must repopulate the earth. You spend the next 15 years of your life pregnant and giving birth until you die in childbirth at the age of 45.
I vote for option three. It's like you're Eve. The first is very melodramatic though, it's almost worth it for the waiting, you know. But I say three. Choose that one.
posted by naomo | 10:32 PM
7 Comments:
wow. Naomi, you could write fourtune cookies for a living, except they couldn't be cookies. They'd have to be tacos or something that could hold a paragraph or two. Hey, that's an idea! how about we get together for valentines day and I'll make tacos and you can stuff them with tales of romantic demise?
yeah you could come out for like 10 days and celebrate my birthday AND valentines day!
Hi, you have to choose one of the options. This is your life here, this is no joke.
1. joaquin pheonix 2. johnny depp 3. orlando bloom 4. david krumholtz (after all, don't their genes deserve to be preserved?) I'd let each f you choose at least 5 people to precreate with too. the rest wil be people we enjoy and who will also make the world a better place for having survived. but i think all followers of christain science should be left to the neuclear holocaust.
Although the second one could be good too. Okay, you're in a loveless marriage, but imagine: Christian novels with sex!
Wait, we all get five men? We would all be like king solomon. With a harem, only a harem of men. Quite honestly, I don't know how I feel about that. It seems kind of excessive. You can have four of mine.
you can still have 5 people nomes. but if you prefer they can include your siblings and their respective other halves
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