ATM's suck

Literally. They suck up your ATM cards and don't spit them back out. Or maybe that is just my card. Maybe it was just too tasty after having been in my magic Mary hands that the ATM machine just couldn't get enough. But actually, there was a technical glitch and my card got swallowed and would not come out of it's little stinking slot. I was so pissed. And to make matters worse, it was like 11 pm and cold outside. Sorry I didn't answer your call Liz. I was on hold with the bank of America lost and stolen cards customer service department when you called and texted me. So, I did NOT get to deposit my pay check, I have to see if I can leave work early to make it to the bank before it closes and retrieve my card and get the emergency hold removed from my account. Is this God's way of telling me to chill out? Or am I supposed to learn a valuable lesson about not using the ATM when the Brinks men are one the other side of the machine re-stocking the cash? hmm.

p.s. my co-worker has a bet running that one of two other co-workers will ask me out on a date before the year is out. I'm not sure if I'm up for it