KILLING (time with) NAOMI
I don't believe in these things, quizzes, I vow never to take one again. But I did it, I admit it, and it was fun (BOO). They have 32 types! WOW! So would myers-briggs if they divided up into male/female. So here it is. Ha.
Dating personality test
The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
Shit. I have to avoid artists! Shit. That's it, my life is over, over, over. Just kidding. What really kills me is that I have to avoid the self-involved ones. And pessimistic. We could be pessimistic together, sit around bemoaning the atrocities of the world, the damnation to come, the pointlessness of so many things, forever, all our lives, bonding in the abstraction of misery (not actual misery, we would be secretly joyful and in love in our melancholy, although feeling terribly guilty for it). There goes an hour of my life. You do it too!
Dating personality test
The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
Shit. I have to avoid artists! Shit. That's it, my life is over, over, over. Just kidding. What really kills me is that I have to avoid the self-involved ones. And pessimistic. We could be pessimistic together, sit around bemoaning the atrocities of the world, the damnation to come, the pointlessness of so many things, forever, all our lives, bonding in the abstraction of misery (not actual misery, we would be secretly joyful and in love in our melancholy, although feeling terribly guilty for it). There goes an hour of my life. You do it too!
posted by naomo | 8:46 PM
5 Comments:
ha ha! I loved it! I took mine and posted it on my page because I needed something new there. If you really are interested, go check it out. But try to guess what you think it said about me first.
hey nomes, you and i are only differnt by one variable according to this test!
don't give them my information either "sarah"
yeah, well, i've given my info out to enough people. Not to "ok cupid". No mas. Los hombres no es ineresante.
i didn't join their matchmaking site. i just used my junk mail address
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