i broke my piggy bank and put the coins on your tongue
why am i posting?
oh yeah, so today, i was helping a customer (we're in bonus and it's like wall street) and i'm rushing to help her and move on to the next and what do i do? SMASH MY FINGER IN THE DRAWER FRICK.
"oh, what did you do, cut your finger when you opened the drawer?" she asks after i return from my doubling-over moaning and sucking my finger manouver.
"no, i smashed it," i reply through clenched teeth that hold the screams at bay, holding up my already bruised finger for her to see.
so what? a smashed finger, no big deal you winer, is what you're thinking, isn't it? yeah, well, i thought that too for a minute after i smashed it...until my body came out of shock.
suddenly i feel my heart pounding, my finger pounding, all of the blood in my body rushing from my brain and away from my face. my vision is blacking out and i can't see anything, i can't catch my balance, and i'm starting to sweat. ...'it will pass in a second, it's just from throwing my head around after i smashed my finger,' i think and i wait.....now i can't hear anything but the whirring of the machine and the bills scratching against each other and all i want to do is lay down on the green (it's really pink) carpet. finally after whispering goodbye to the woman she leaves and more customers begin smothering the counter but i don't care because i can't do anything but sit down. finally, like five minutes later it passes and i don't know what happened. all i know is that i smashed my finger and nearly fainted. cool.
oh yeah, so today, i was helping a customer (we're in bonus and it's like wall street) and i'm rushing to help her and move on to the next and what do i do? SMASH MY FINGER IN THE DRAWER FRICK.
"oh, what did you do, cut your finger when you opened the drawer?" she asks after i return from my doubling-over moaning and sucking my finger manouver.
"no, i smashed it," i reply through clenched teeth that hold the screams at bay, holding up my already bruised finger for her to see.
so what? a smashed finger, no big deal you winer, is what you're thinking, isn't it? yeah, well, i thought that too for a minute after i smashed it...until my body came out of shock.
suddenly i feel my heart pounding, my finger pounding, all of the blood in my body rushing from my brain and away from my face. my vision is blacking out and i can't see anything, i can't catch my balance, and i'm starting to sweat. ...'it will pass in a second, it's just from throwing my head around after i smashed my finger,' i think and i wait.....now i can't hear anything but the whirring of the machine and the bills scratching against each other and all i want to do is lay down on the green (it's really pink) carpet. finally after whispering goodbye to the woman she leaves and more customers begin smothering the counter but i don't care because i can't do anything but sit down. finally, like five minutes later it passes and i don't know what happened. all i know is that i smashed my finger and nearly fainted. cool.
posted by Anonyme | 9:32 PM
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i nearly fainted while painting once. Sonia called me a lazy liar. but really, i started to see spots and then every thing started shrinking to black, first the outer edges and then the middle. i also almost blacked out from shock after the accident, but never from pain. do you think you broke it or sprained it?
money is dirty by the way. Never put it in your mouth.
no, but i've decapitated a piggy bank, broken feet, and crushed beaks.
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