Choose your own adventure!

It's Saturday and I'm at work with nothing to do. So I'm going to write a choose your own adventure blog. after you each select an option I'll post the next installment for you to continue. Sound fun? Yes? Good! Ready, Set, Go!

You've just gotten a new job in corporate America. You, being the self-respecting non-conformist that you are, are not to happy with your situation. Alas, it is a paycheck and you get to take all expenses paid business trips to see your distant friends. Still new to the company, you want to make a good impression on your boss so you offer to put in some overtime for an important (i.e. boring) project. It is after hours on a Friday and you've been sitting at your desk for 2 hours. You are the last person left in the dimmly lit building. You realize that you are on the brink of suicide by boredom and must act quickly if you are to keep your sanity. Do you (a) hop over the the copy machine, drop trou, and start working on this year's Christmas card (b) mark out a race route for this year's office chair olympics or (c) commence building the largest rubberband ball this company has every seen?